For $5 each I would:
- Bring you pizza.
- Take your dog for a walk.
- Watch your cat for a whole day (and play with him/her).
- Do two loads of your laundry.
- Flash you my bra (not in public).
- Give a "table-dance" (I hear all the time advertised on the radio for $5 table-dance Tuesdays or whatnot from the local strip clubs.)
- Yeah, that one pretty much tops the list of anything anyone else could do for $5.