Last night was boring too. Except that I delivered to a guy who looked like this guy:
...who is Pierre Le Pieu from Ever After.
What I didn't know is that he also plays Riff Raff:
The guy I delivered to wasn't sexy like Riff Raff, but he tipped $4, which I couldn't guarantee Riff Raff would do, though I'd totally have elbow sex with him instead of a tip (Riff Raff, not the actual guy I delivered to).
Tangential story: When I was a freshman in college our local production of Rocky Horror Picture Show had an amazingly hot guy playing Riff Raff. I went almost every week just for that. Ok, not just for that. Also for Eddie. And for my long-standing dream to one day play Columbia.
I made $44 off of 11 deliveries last night.
"Oh, slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush." -Columbia