Things that amused me Saturday:
- A grotesque hippo bird-bath. There are a lot of hippo statues in my area (it's the local high-school mascot) and they are all rotund, but this one was a morbidly obese hippo (albeit a miniature one) sitting in the middle of a birdbath.
- $25 off 5 deliveries, awesome per delivery ratio, if only I could have taken more deliveries and kept it up.
- Getting asked for coin change because he wanted quarters for tolls. I normally tell customers I don't carry change, but this one was pretty insistant, so I went back to the car and gave him every penny I had. See how the toll road likes that, asshole!
- Answering phones got a guy who wanted me to list every topping we had and then proceeded to ask me if we had tuna. WTF?!