- Dark chocolate Kit Kats - the premium choice for Halloween candy.
- Lightsabers - for some reason they just make me happy
- People avoiding trick-or-treaters and not answering knocks on their door. Hello!!!! You ordered pizza, what the hell did you expect me to do when I got there? Answer your fucking door and make those kids cry if necessary (ok, don't really make them cry), just don't make me wait!
Me: Trick or Treat!
Customer: Oh! What a great Pizza Delivery Person costume!
Me: ...and I'm extra realistic, I brought pizza.
While normally it's a little weird to play my part in the formulaic "witty" banter of my customers, I was okay with it on Halloween.
Friday night I made $26 off 6
Saturday night I made $30 off 8