I'm not very well socialized. I'm like the dog at the shelter who acts all depressed because no one will play with it but it's my own damn fault because I spend all of my time in the part of the cage that they can't reach, but when someone takes me out of the cage I jump all over them because I don't know how to get in that middle place with the tail wagging but without the licking.
This has to do with pizza, I swear. Not the being weird part, the socializing.
Last night I went to a local meetup tweetup thing and I found myself talking about pizza a lot. It's not that I don't like talking about pizza, I just hate feeling like I'm marketing myself. It's a place filled with marketing and PR people and they're pretending to be interested in what I'm saying (and maybe they are) and yet I still feel weird. Perhaps it's because I won't even feign reciprocity. I don't care who they market for, I'm not their next client; even when I do get a pizzeria, I doubt I'll be hiring a marketing firm.
I think from now on when people ask me why my tag says Pizza Girl, I'm just going to shrug and say I like pizza.
Eh, maybe I'm just being cranky this morning. I did actually find a couple of interesting people to follow on Twitter, so I can't complain too much.