- Lil Nicky lost a transmission so I was the only driver all day. Meaning I was super-busy
- I got a record number of stiffs. 7!* That's 28% of my deliveries that didn't tip me at all. When did not tipping become acceptable?
- I ran into a bush while trying to three-corner turn on a narrow street. The owners were in their driveway but had their back turned. I hope I didn't hurt their bush and I hope they didn't see me.
- I ran into a ditch coming off a driveway that I know is narrow and has a steep dropoff on both sides. I was feeling great because they tipped me $5 and in return I got to get them their pizza in 25 minutes instead of the hour that the online ordering promised, so I wasn't paying much attention to what I was doing. I don't think my car was hurt; my back hurt a bit last night but it's fine now.
- I got two $10 tips in one night (one was a pretip, so you know I hooked them up with extra sauce-cups for their breadsticks),a $7 tip, and three $5 tips.
- While dawdling around my 2nd to last delivery I texted in to the local Alternative Rock station and won tickets to see Manchester Orchestra which I'm super excited about.
- Being the only driver means I get to take ALL the deliveries.
- Jolly Green, being new, trusts us drivers to have his password. This means when I want to take a quad, I take a quad, regardless of how many of those pizzas will be marked as "late" in our inflexible dispatch system.
- One of the boy-band boppers either has a crush on me or has some particular amusement of how dismissively I treat him. I would up the meanness but, from my experience with younger guys, that would encourage both of the previously mentioned ailments.
And since lists of numbers are pretty, here's mine:
4 2 0 4 3 0 0 5 2 0 10 2 7 4 5 2 10 5 0 2 0 0 2 4
*I will mention that two of those stiffs happened after I karmically gave away my remaining good luck to TrekMichaels (who still hasn't said what he did with it)
{note} I just realized, while making the title of this post, that I marked all of my prep yesterday as 1/7, whoops
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